One of the things I do when I get up to go to another room is check to make sure I have my phone. In case I get lost. This is not a joke.
I just tie a rope around myself and something in the room the room I came from.
I did this but I stopped after I got up to go to the bathroom and ended up in a park being chased by one of my lamps.
Oldie but a goldie.
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This is basically the second plot arc of Everything You Know Is Wrong by Weird Al Yankovic.
We’ve all found ourselves in the 12th plane of torment one way or another.
I too have an ex wife
That’s some boomer humor right there lad
Clearly you have never been divorced
Indeed, nothing like a broken relationship to bring out the worst of people.
Can I ask why the mention? Ó_ò
Holey moley, sorry! I got no idea why I mentioned you.
… but now that we are here, I have suddenly the growing urge to get a revenge against a random lemmy user.
Fucken with randos?
‘at’s a paddlin’
I have heard even amicable splits are painful. You rarely get married to get divorced.
Very true!
If you’re going through hell, keep on moving.
He is honest with himself
Reminds me of the Dawn of Sock animation by BarfQuestion
