i’ll miss banging you two
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
Killing your ex paid off
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
You are not the father!
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
You still banned from playgrounds?
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (￢‿￢ )
Didn’t know family could marry!
It was nice knowing you.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
That’s a convincing sex change.
