From a drawing on one of the walls at Beth’s Cafe in Seattle forever ago
I thought E was for estrogen :3
Roast filet of rich with a creamy estrogen sauce and a side of pickles.
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti! ❤️
Hmmmm crunch crunch 🦴🦴🦴 rich people… Ew tastes like strong perfume and ego
When I saw this, I just instantly asked myself how many calories a rich would have and I want to share my research results with you:
An average person contains 125,000 kcal, making it 20% more for rich people (just because they’re mostly male and greedy af), we’ll be ending up at 150,000 kcal. Today, there are around 60m millionaires or a calorie pool of 9 trillion kcal. A human needs in average 2250 kcal a day, so we’d have 4 billion daily doses or one big feasting party for the entire world population. BYOB