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Don’t forget, there’s a good chance your pets will eat you if you die alone.
It’s only right that I feed them once last time
Nibble nibble
In this kind of shitty situation, it’s better than if they starved to death.
Two years ago we got an early blast of cold weather … it froze my Halloween Jack-o’-lanterns leading up to Halloween.
After Halloween, I kept two frozen pumpkins and put them on top of two snowmen on my front lawn. They stayed there all winter and people thought they were great.
Until the first thaw in late March, the pumpkins went from happy faces to half dead zombie grandpa … then finally morphed into a decomposed green black blob on a snowhill.
