Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn’t even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called bribed their local Congressman and he said, “You’re right, there oughta be a law.” Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I’ll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.

They are called “dollar bills” for a reason.

@[email protected] @[email protected] this is devastatingly true

Truer shit has never been memed.

Simpsons did it