A ripe peach is mere hours from being over ripe. Eat it now lest it become compost.

Truly, the gods hath smiled upon me for to have come upon this wondrous intoxicating fruit. I must accept and honor this message from her greatness, for I know that, should I deny it, I, like this peach, will rot away, unfulfilled in my life’s labor. Oh thank thee, great Demeter, for granting me this taste of life’s nectar…. How long have you been standing there, dude? You could have said something.

I agree with the ripe-peach enthusiast. Eat the peach now and then use that quick peach energy to run to the produce store to get more peaches.

Why are there so many posts with the title “rule”?