If Christianity taught believe in yourself instead of an Invisible Friend, a lot fewer of them would worship Trump.
Yeah, Trump being invisible too just gets them all confused.
There was actually an early sect of Christians called the Gnostics. That was sort of their whole thing.
A core belief was that everyone was the child of God, and thus, was God.
They also believed that Jesus asked Judas to go to the Romans.
The early church wiped them out to the last, and we only know what we do thanks to some sparse records and modern archeology.
As in the gnostic gospels? As usual, the ideas that ended up having the most muscle behind them became the “truth”.
Pretty sure that they named themselves. So closer to propaganda.
All my best teachers and coaches were Satan all along!
I wish kids would figure out that most teachers are trying to help them
Pastafarian checking in. My god, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, has bigger balls than yours.
…“seem”…?
Satan is the only character who tells the truth in the Bible.
By Christians he’s seen as the enemy.
Based
Sounds like the difference between supportive adult and an abusive one.
hale satin
“unfortunately. Our garments could not withstand the weather.”
believe in the ball, and throw yourself!
Clearly I need more satan in my life.
The unnecessary commas.
They come and go, they come and gooooo.
Great. Now I’ve got that stuck in my head.
It is a writing convention to place a comma before a quotation.
What do you, mean?
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Thanks Satan. I needed that today.
Christians -
“If you can’t believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you!”
Fight the powa.
I wonder how many people stop to consider the validity of the statement anyway. Like, “Source?”
It is sourced, at the bottom of the image. I don’t know who that person is or what their theological credentials are, but they did source it at least.
Yeah, I’m referring to them, not the image maker.
