I like how it’s:
If you love America and are pissed about … please contact me.
… and not, “if you’re a good bassist looking for a band”. Tells you all you need to know about the quality of music they’re gonna put out.
Imagine looking for musicians while stating in your ad “I plan on writing songs… “
You make the songs, then you look for people to play them.
He doesnt actually know how to write songs, but in his head he “knows” hes the main character, so he thinks hes gonna get a group of musicians together, start playing some shitty chord, and everything will just fall into place and the bassist and drummer will stsrt playing along with some brilliant ideas of their own that he can take all the credit for because he’s the frontman and he started the band.
Yeah, this is definitely just someone who got told (possibly even by a band member of Rage Against the Machine themselves) what the songs and the band are actually about. Doubt a single song will ever be made.
Machine Against the Rage, but Also For The Right Kind of Rage a.k.a I Hate My Life but it’s Other People’s Fault and I Have Lost the Ability to Critically Think for Myself or I Never Had It to Begin With a.k.a This Band Sucks
Lawsuit incoming.
🎶 I can’t wait to work on Maggie’s farm some more! 🎵
Lmao underrated one, and ghost of tom joad
“globalists” okay so they’re going full nazi
🎶Fuck yes I will do what you told me!🎶
Rage against minorities at my waterpark.
in the machine
YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! YES SIR I’LL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
(and now i’m under control)
They are so bad at what they do. lol
Derp derp ‘I’ll just copy this band for MY side’ derp derp…
“Suck who? I’m gonna do what you tell me.”
“Shilling in the name of”
“Bezos on Parade”
“Neuralink in the head”
“Keep the power” “Conservative radio”
“(white) people of the sun”
Omg pls keep this thread going lolol. Everyone, pile on!
Set List:
Incel Mania
Submit to My Power
Behold My Magnum Dong
All Praise to the Great Leader
Lefty Cunt
Suck Up, Punch Down
I’m Not a Creep, You’re a Creep
You’re too Ugly to Fuck, Anyway
My Canadian Girlfriend (You Wouldn’t Know Her)
Only Fans Love
Deportation Vacation
My Misspelled Face Tattoo
Education is Overrrated (We Don’t Need No Critical Thinking)
Don’t forget the classic: Suck off, Nazi Punks!
I’m mad that people dare defy the MACHINE!!!
Glaze the machine.
Who does this goof think “Globalists” are? Oh right, it’s the billionaire capitalists whose boots he wants to lick.
The (((globalists))) are the cultural Marxists, A.K.A. the Jews: The Origins of the ‘Globalist’ Slur
Basically, these Bozos think Trump is a class traitor.
The globalists are always the “jews”, it’s their dog whistle for them.
