Chicken-shittify?
Enchickification
Egg-Shittification
Where are the farmers tariffs?
That chicken looks angry.
You would be too if someone cut you in half
I was really mad last time that happened.
Ehh, I’ve had worse.
Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/
So, well, they’re on substack so I guess that’s better, shame it’s not @[email protected]
You should post this to:
What will they do with the money?
Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money
I’ll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!
Buy eggs
Is this surreggacy?
Dropshipping
Mealworms
Spoil cocks
Do your worst, I don’t even eat eggs.
I guess you got rent to pay.
Well they certainly can’t go down to the summit!
They have a cunning plan regarding the humans…
With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.
How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?
You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.
When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters
printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too… especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere–if you’re gonna run 'em all through the ‘printer’ might as well get paid to do it.
But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet
Haha
I’m gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell’s Animal Farm.
