Because its whites turn
BBC from a distant corner!
Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!
He brought a CUCK CHAIR it’s over folks!
The tardis is just one square to the left.
Google en kingsant
The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can’t believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…
The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king
Is this cuckoldry?
It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.
That’s because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.
Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you’re forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.
because you didnt take the king yet
There’s an imposter among us.
The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump
Because it’s White’s move.
Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.
That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.
Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.
I’m thinking it’s a really fat square hollow bishop
Don’t put your dong in that.
I’m gonna do it
The queen is in love with the other king
exactly! there definitly isn’t a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃
