Elon Musk visited C.I.A. headquarters on Monday to discuss his efforts to downsize the government as a federal judge ordered the agency to reconsider its firings of employees who had been assigned to diversity recruiting.
CIA has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
After watching that new wendigoon video about the recent document dump, yeah cia don’t play. Well they do fuck around, but they seem to be completely immune from finding out. Musk only just got to the first finding out of his life, the CIA has been dodging that shit since inception.
Foreign intelligence agencies are about to have a much easier time spotting American spies in the field. Anyone who isn’t a straight white Christian male will have been effectively eliminated from the pool of possible American operatives.
“Durka, durka. Mohammed jihad.”
My gawd! He’s doing it!
Did he leave alive? Seems like the last few people who tried to rein in the CIA ended up dead.
Honestly the funniest way for Musk to die. Bonus points if he is found floating down the Potomac without his pants, and just his pants shoes and socks still on. I do not know why I’d find it funny but I would.
He’s gonna get severely ill in a month or 2 and die in a hospital. Death: natural causes.
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Withdrawal symptoms from ketamine are primarily psychological in nature. Some chronic users have reported experiencing physical withdrawal symptoms, but these have not been scientifically proven. The most common ketamine withdrawal symptoms are:
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They can suicide him and claim it was the katamine addiction
Fingers crossed!
Realistically, between this and the FBI, what we’re going to discover over the next year or two is how well the Three-letters have actually been keeping terrorism at bay over the years.
Or are they just there to goad smart people into suicide?
Uncle Ted was right all along.
Instead of overthrowing 5 democracies a year, they’re to be limited to three.
Latin America is free at last
Suddenly, we’re gonna get a bunch of leaks about evil and dirty shit that musk has done
Won’t matter unless someone actually does anything about it
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There’s people with actual brains in there, bet he pissed himself.
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