• foggy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hey listen, I know money is tight but, the people of Hawaii need your leftover scraps to put together their lives lost from the fires.

    I know, I, Oprah Winfrey, literally own a large portion of the state Hawaii, but come on y’all. I worked hard for my money, you peas-- people know that. So please, donate what you can while me and Dwayne the Rock Johnson fly individual private jets somewhere to film a guilt trippy promo in a move that ultimately protects my assets.