I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I’ve been angry that he lied about his age all this time.
At the very least, a lie of omission. He could’ve corrected you.
Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.
I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you’re bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.
You either old as fuck or really bad at relationships if you have multiple with the same anniversary l, even if you always start then on the 1st
So friendly!
This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it
Congratulations, you can now get anyone’s prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!
You think it is rate limited?
When the dog dies because it didn’t get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.
The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.
Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.
google translate better get cracking
You call yourself a dog owner and don’t celebrate their birthday?
You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.
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better privacy policy than most companies