Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
boat not designed to moshpit with whales…
Who can Metallica sue for this?
Are there any videos of this happening? Any videos at all?
Of course not, do they not play Doom? It makes orcas 100% more metal.
Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.
In retrospect, they may not have appreciated the thematics of Blood and Thunder.
Gojira would have been a much better option…
NOW I CAN SEE THE WHAAAAAALES
There’s whole lot of genres of music to shuffle through before we may find the genre that drives away orcas. Maybe there’s no genre of music that drives away orcas. You know how people say of ethnic groups they don’t belong to that y’all look alike to us? Maybe all human music sounds alike to orcas.
We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.
Dubstep might do it.
The whales just started moshing out and they’re surprised? 🤷🏻♂️
Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
Yeah, let’s start an orca mosh pit. That’ll fix 'em!