oompa loompa doopity doo
they signed the consent form, and so did you
I think you mean a liability waiver
Go ahead and try to rhyme that, I’ll wait.
Oompa loompa
doopity daver
They signed the
Liability waiver
Oompa loompa
doopity date
You signed too
So it’s far too late
Pretty easy given that the Oopma Loompas literally just throw in nonsense words to make rhymes. The real issue is that it’s so many syllables that it would occupy almost an entire line of the song on its own.
You signed a liability waiver, now you pay for your behavior
what a way to be a good neighbor
Mr. Rodgers? What are you doing in the taffy puller?
Consent forms don’t protect you from negligence though.
They also don’t protect you from criminal charges which Wonka definitely has many of by the end of it.
I keep forgetting that he has only one eye.
Willy Wonka is a true American businessman. A child is about to die horribly and all he can think about is loss of product due to contamination.
Edit: Ok I looked it up since I wasn’t sure if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is set in the US or UK. Apparently it’s inspired by factories in the UK but the actual setting in-universe is ambiguous in the original book, though both movies set it in (IIRC) London. Reading it as a kid I definitely imagined it taking place in the US though, not sure why but the story just “sounds” American, what with the copious consumption of sugar and the seemingly total lack of government oversight on businesses.
Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo…
