Except chocolate covered sugar bombs, which is miniaturized dessert.
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Hush up and eat your Bachelor Chow.
Except for Frosted Shredded Mini Wheats, which are glorified food pallets.
Pallets are surely full-sized shredded wheat. Or Quaker Muffets, which seem to be discontinued? :(
Quaker Muffets
Never heard of these, name made my stoned ass giggle, looked it up, they look like they’re basically a round weetabix, and definitely belong in the food pellet category lol
Futurama called it “Bachelor Chow”.
I just said that to a comment above this before I saw your comment 😂
I’ve always thought of microwave burritos as food pellets and cereal as human kibble. But that’s just me.
Bachelor Chow!
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Might as well eat ice cream for breakfast.
I stopped eating cereal years ago. Try the atkins diet sometime it is very eye opening.
But I swear Watterson was parodying Cookie Crisp cereal. My mind always went to that when he mentioned the sugar bombs. Yes, You CAN have cookies for breakfast.
it’s been 30+ years since I’ve tried cookie crisp cereal but I’ll never forget. Anyone who’s expecting a cookie experience from this cereal is gonna be severely disappointed.
I never knew there were different flavors. Vanilla?!?
And it has probably been that long since I’ve had it too. Can you still buy it?
It was a BIG deal when my parents let us kids buy a “sugar” cereal. Cookie crisp was my choice and I only remember buying it once.
yeah all I recall it was more crisp than cookie, leaving abrasions on the roof of the mouth, and some gross synthetic sweetening that leaves a weird metallic aftertaste. and for those who have a sweet tooth, they’re still gonna be disappointed because on a scale of 1 to 10, the sweetness of the cereal is about a 2.
Yeah, that crisp was the worst. I remember captain crunch actually made my mouth bleed. A literally bloddy breakfast. W.T.F.
That must be the food shellac mentioned in the Vacation movie…
Try the atkins diet sometime
We call that keto these days.
I think “keto” encompasses atkins but is just “low carb” in general. If you get the book, atkins has many guidelines, levels, etc.
So, very similar, lots of overlap but not the same.
If food pellets were good, there was enough variety to combat food fatigue, and they were nutritionally complete I’d be for them as a product. Cheap fast food is always going to be necessary. Soylent fills the fast purpose.
mmmmMmmMmmm glorified food pellets
