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There he goes again inventing things that already exist…
Gross misuse of technology.
We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.
Go green! No need for a whole robot when you’re only looking to use a single part.
(I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can’t find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)
We’re just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn’t snap the “cylinder”.
I was not aware, but I’m proud of the community who did that.
Perhaps you were thinking of?
Oh nice, they’ve got a Blåhaj one
I love that this exists and I think I know what I’m getting my wife for Christmas
“What is my purpose?”
“You give handies to Elon Musk.”
“Oh God.”
It’s his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
It’s an old meme from Reddit. Guy got his penis stuck in an m&ms tube.
People have been getting their penis stuck in things for as long as there have been holes.
Oh god I remember this
“You slipped and fell?”
“Yes.”
“Penis first?”
“Yes, now get me out of here.”
“I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”
[patient walks in with a butt object]
“Oh gee, how’d it happen?”
All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?
Probably to make the patient squirm and see what excuse they come up with so the job isn’t as drab?
More seriously, they need to know the circumstances of any accident to be aware of potential other complications or risk factors. That’s just a standard question they have to ask.
Do they ask the same way if an object is in a nose? “How’d the pea get up there kid? Did you fall on it?”
