That’s why I invest in wireless, RFID resistant, anti-flash dick screening devices. Wake up sheeple!
But does it need to be tamper proof as well?
Its not just tamper proof, it’s future proof!
One day they’ll want to manually inspect your cock before getting on a plane.
Well I’m sorry Mr. TSA, my WMD is none of your business.
WMD
wonton micro dick?
Genuinely though, it would not surprise anymore. We have subscription based cars selling your info to insurance companies, retroactively ammended purchase experiences everywhere, and every dang app and website harvesting as much info on you as physically possible no matter how mundane.
Dick info reporting toilets would not at all catch me by surprise at this point.
Dick info reporting seems pointless but they can add an advert screen above the urinal (which is sadly becoming common) and track your eye movement to record engagement rates.
It’s just an auto flusher…
Yes I’m aware. I’m saying that IF it were an actual thing, it would not be surprising at all considering the extent of invasive, non-consentual data collection and selling that happens all over the place these days.
You’re right, yes, in many ways, but yet also very, very wrong.
this is why I exclusively pee in the dumpster being dairy queen
A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen
It was full
The dairy queen or the trash can
good thing I’m not a man
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed
Don’t fast food restaurants usually have a camera pointed at their dumpster? XD
Why is the dumpster being dairy queen?
Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.
I find the Whataburger dumpsters are more roomy
My pp information is public, Im not hiding anything - what are you people hiding??
Jokes on them. They’re gonna need a longer lens.
(awkwardly long zooming noises)
Jokes on them, my dick information is already all over the web!
All is fine, but I’m still curious: how many do you have?
at least one. at most nine.
"Not looking, not looking at your penis at all. " … “So sorry about your penis.” [Little Britain]
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
We were just training AI flushers this whole time?
ooo so that’s why they never seem to work, makes so much sense now! /j
Damn. They are automating penis inspection day? What are creeps to do now?
Automation stealing our jobs again. My grandpa was a penis inspector. He worked long, hard hours to put three kids through school and food on the table.
I care a lot about my prickvacy!
"No data collected, subject not big enough to register. "
LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.
Mines already out in the open
