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I bet the judges will be grading on a curve

You’ve got to be prepared for real life situations.

“On the curved incline, you lost contact with the ground, entered an uncontrolled spin, and suffered multiple complete rotations before landing. You are extremely disqualified. But god damn, high five.”

Now we need a game like Tony Hawk, but with forklifts.

X-treme Certified Forklift

Now we’re talkin’!