There is no way he could put on that shirt with those arms.
You lack faith
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I’ve seen the number of Ikea floating shelves in your house.
I find your faith of LACK disturbing.
Christ arms can do anything.
there’s a zipper across the back?
The bottom is cut off for me so I can’t see that the songs are from DALDO!
I am immeasurably disappointed that this is only a joke. This seems entirely on brand for the cult.
It’s plausible as fuck!
This is the stupidest thing ever but why am I laughing out loud at it
The Christian channel had the least inspired children’s content.
I have many questions, but I’ll start with this one: there’s Christian EDM? There was this period in the early 2000s where people said Christian Rock was actually good. Is it like that?
Christian EDM is, indeed, absolutely trash:
Found courtesy of @[email protected] whose comment shared the Know Your Meme page.
Not the beans!
Good, get rid of that cultist preacher.
I wonder if that case and title is a complete fake and the DVD inside actually is gay porn…