You are high when you are alive ant long when you are dead.
Bury me upright so I don’t have to take Satan’s shit lying down
Ant long seems like it would be short.
He’s technically correct. The best kind of being correct.
size doesn’t matter boys I swear
- boy propaganda
I assumed this was a chat between two men tbh
that could still be the case no?
Plot twist: his penis is literally 6’4”
Wait… That isn’t normal?
I dunno. Imperial measurements make no sense.
I think the left number is football fields but I’m not sure about the second…
Nobody’s dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long fuckin’ dick; hence the name.
The correct response is “suck it and see”
I mean the question is kind of virgin as well.
“…in bed” Is it the 1950s or something? Don’t they have developed all these euphemisms like dick and wiener et cetera?
Ah, the ol’ paddlecock.
