“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
It’s quite the signature.
This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.
You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?
It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Wanted to show the new interns how safe the windows are by running full speed at them
Defenestration: Russian passtime.
You must be joking!
And that window’s name… Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.
Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
“Mystery”
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
It’s a calling card
