One of god’s best practical jokes was putting the male g-spot in our ass. It’s up to you whether you’re in on the joke or not
I can’t really afford doctors generally, but I was in another country soon after turning 40 and I decided to get a full checkup on the cheap. I was steeling myself for the prostate exam. Imagine my surprise and relief when they gave me a goddam ultrasound instead! Like they would for a pregnant lady! Cold gel on the belly and all. They gave me the exact volume of my prostate in decilitres. So yeah, that is apparently an option.
Lucky you op. I’ve had nurses put suppositories and enemas up the backside as well as a gastroentoligist stick a finger up there.
I’m only 27 but I’ve bowel disease.
I want a doctor with large hands. 😏
Bonk! Horny jail
This is a true shitpost bc this is not the standard anymore. The PSA blood test can catch prostate cancer much earlier and reliably.
According to my urologist it’s not conclusive because your PSA value will also be above norm if you have a naturally large prostate.
To get a reliable diagnosis you need to measure the prostate volume by ultrasound and guess where that probe goes.
That’s ok. Blood test first (least invasive) then move on to ultrasound. The point is there’s no good reason to have someone digitally probe your anus anymore.
Look at Mr. Fancypants over here with his doctor.
GP!?!??
Guy pal
id rather get ass cancer and die on the toilet
I’ve got ass cancer, no you wouldn’t.
id literally rather have the cancer
Why?
Either he’s a teen or early-twen who can’t fathom how horrible cancer actually is or he’s sexually insecure, fears to like buttstuff and believes that’d make him gay.
why for the down votes of course
Nah, it’s not gay unless you find out it’s kinda your jam. Then a new hidden achievement is unlocked.
unless you find out it’s kinda your jam
Even then: why would liking the sensation make you gay? By that logic getting a blowjob from your girl makes you gay because guys can blow too.
Fair point. There’s definitely a lot of assumptions thrown around this thread.
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Are you projecting my dude?
On an IMAX screen
projecting? what a stupid conclusion to jump to get your head out of your ass
