Stick every time
Stick, easiest choice of my life
Rock, easiest choice of my life
You bring up a pretty strong argument, but I’ll have to stick with my original choice chief
Look at that rock tho. One in a billion rock, right there.
Hmm… You make a lot of arguments that are easily countered by the perfect choice of STICK!
Rock is the better investment here. Stick will decay and wither away. Rock is stronk and will last longer.
From the moment I understood the weakness of wood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone. Your kind cling to your wood, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call the stick will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the rock is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Fossilliah.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
But the dogs don’t need a perfect stick, they’re content with the stick they’re given.
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.