• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Fake news, the bolts used in whistleblower ears were made out of proteins instead of metal alloys, that’s why their brains were sucked out at altitude (onboard a Boeing passenger airliner with the whistleblower sitting in the middle seat and all the doors of the aeroplane suddenly falling off).

  • Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Me, a Boeing whistleblower, in my car after a long day of loving life and exposing a corporations crimes to the public: “PERSONA!!”