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I would be playing Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler on repeat driving 90 mph with the windows down
Neither. I’d call the police, they have the experts. We have reliable police here.
Have you ever watched a movie? Obviously the kidnappers have people on the police force.
Have sex with the kidnapper. Then fly to chocolate town for icecream.
Also poop out a duck, a golden duck that has expensive gems for eggs.
Also, I’d own a robot.
