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Bidet gang rise up! But not too far
It’s genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It’s just so much better in every way
Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?
It’s a little weird at first but you very quickly get used to it, it’s now to the point that when I’m forced to use toilet paper that is now weird and uncomfortable. I have a fancier bidet that has a drying function which is essentially just a miniature hair dryer pointed at your ass but when I’m in a hurry I literally just use a hand towel.
Butt towels are surprisingly common for bidet users because you’re literally just drying water, the bidet has fucking power blasted any sign of shit away so the towel will never get any marks or streaks on it
Wow interesting. TIL that some people prefer pressure washing their ass hole, instead of wiping.
I will say though that I’m convinced the toilet paper at my work is actually 1000 grit sand paper. It’s a bit of a miserable experience so I can see why a bidet is preferred at times.
Two squares of tp gets the booty dry.
$10 for a fucking printed plastic bottle cap using the cheapest PLA filament?
It’s a two pack, so $5 per cap. Slightly less ridiculous for a niche tool.
Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?
No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.
Get a bidet and never look back.
(You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)
For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne
